Email#1:
DOUG WERE YOU DRINKING WHEN YOU PLACED THIS AD ? I HOPE SO OR DID YOUR MON USE TO BANG YOU OVER THE HEAD WITH A FRYING PAN THERE MUST BE A REASON FOR YOUR INSANITY
Email#2:
BUYER INFO
Name: NunYaDamn Bizness
Day Phone: (606) 666-0666
Comments: Are you guys stupid or something. Stupid is as Stupid Does....thus...you must be STUPID