A ridiculous assortment of questions, suggestions, car-dealer hate mail, and plain-old madness. Updated often.

Wall of Shame

January 15, 2020
The Leasing Program

The all time, best ever email exchange: Thanks for a quick response back. well this is my issue.  I tried to get financing for that car but i cant because my credit sucks due to medical bills because i have a pre existing condition and with you beening a CEO of Total health for life […]

January 15, 2020
An Ironic Email

The irony of receiving this email from a scammer: Hi, Due to the high volume of internet scams, I give you the chance to receive the car at your home address BEFORE i receive my money for it. I appreciate your interest but I want to let you know that the car is located in […]

January 15, 2020
I think this man has problems with his wife.

Hello  mr Tabutt. I  cannot buy  your Aston Martin  because I cannot transfer the money because my wife don,t let me do that [she says] If you really want an Aston Martin you sell one of the other cars . So very sorry please relist your Aston  I  have a lot of problems with my wife . […]

January 15, 2020
I'm Confused

Dear Doug,                      My name is Adam and i am located in los angeles, California. I have come to hear that you are looking for certain cars, and well i got a list of exotics but i want to know what exactly you are looking for. What colors to what year […]

January 15, 2020
Anonymous Hate Mail Pt. 1

Here's quite the assortment of hate mail aimed at Switchcars. You tricked out a classic from a mans driver to a womans touring car and you expect to be paid for the abortion , now thats classic. GOOD LUCK SELLING THIS ONE , IT IS THE UGLIEST PORSCHE I HAVE EVER SEEN !!!!!!!!!!!! Email: drrr@hotmail.com Comments: […]

January 15, 2020
6500RPM Sucks

An email about a (2-seater) Porsche GT3 RS: That porsche rs gt3 has 4 seater? I just ask to you that car has 4 seats? But i really tried to found who sportcar, but porsche 911 turbo has 4 seater!! But there only 6500 rpm sucks, rs gt3 has 8400 rpm redline.....

January 15, 2020
A Salty 993

An (unsolicited) email about a pristine, low mileage Porsche 993 which had never seen winter: All that salt exposure. Too bad. Does it have rust bubbles? Seems like a lot of money for a tail spin car with an uncomfortable driving experience. No power without a turbo. Got to have a turbo to get out […]

January 15, 2020
The Z06 Blue Devil

Regarding a pre-order for the Z06 'Blue Devil', as the ZR1 was codenamed: Email#1:DOUG  WERE YOU DRINKING WHEN YOU PLACED THIS AD ? I HOPE SO   OR DID YOUR MON USE TO BANG YOU OVER THE HEAD  WITH A FRYING PAN THERE MUST BE A REASON FOR YOUR INSANITY  Email#2:BUYER INFOName: NunYaDamn BiznessDay Phone: (606) […]